Lily is having a tough time of it now as Jack is shaking off everything. The one to nothing score is not making the events any easier to deal with as Jack is out of gas with a no hitter on the line, one strike out away from 4000 strikeouts and two outs in the ninth inning. Lily finally calls “Time” to the umpire and then trots out to the mound, where Jack looks increasingly pained as she gets closer. “Listen Jack, do you want that 4000, or do you just want to get out of this game with the no no?” Jack looks at her with the sweat rolling down his cheek, and says to her quite frankly, “I just want to get out of here with a win Lily. The only stat I have ever cared about is the W, just so you know and the two of them hear the umpire starting to make the usual noises that they make to speed the conversation along. Jack then adds, “Besides I have a few no noes, and I have a whole season to get 4000, so I’ll probably get there, God willing.” Lily’s trot back to the plate is a bit confusing, ...